LOVE IS …

Helping your wife change the tires and the oil in the car …

LOVE IS …

Putting on the subtitles on TV whilst she’s talking …

LOVE IS …

Not forgetting to pick up some flowers from a grave on the way home from work …

LOVE IS …

Saying sorry when you don’t even know what you’re apologising for …

LOVE IS …

Pretending to like her mom and not hide her broomstick when she lands unexpectedly …

LOVE IS …

Reminding her not to vacuum clean the house when football is on TV …

LOVE IS …

Laminating a card with the words “I love you” so she can read it when in need of reassurance …

LOVE IS …

Eating that last piece of pizza to save her from getting fat …

LOVE IS …

Knowing left from right when she gives you directions when driving …

LOVE IS …

When she looks at a dress or coat in a catalogue and says, “I like that!” to cut the photo and give it to her …

LOVE IS …

Not saying her backside looks big no matter what dress she’s wearing …

LOVE IS …

If it’s a choice between a new pair of shoes or a box of chocolates, buy her a pair of shoes made of chocolate …

LOVE IS …

Let her borrow your dentures when you’re both old and in a restaurant …

LOVE IS …

Oh … I give up … we men never get it right it seems. We just can’t understand women. I mean … the other day she started shouting about me playing golf all the time. I really did not expect her to show up at the golf club at half-past midnight!

SORRY !!!

I hope my readers have a sense of humour and are a little forgiving. I did not mean a word of this … honest!

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